Korean Slut Puppy : FREE !

A MERRY XMAS TRIBUTE TO KIMCHEE DAWG'S REIGNING MASCULINITY...
by Lingum and Woks who are totally besotted with his new DOUBLE 007 eyelids (Flutter
flutter! Stealth bomber!). Marry us, Gene!

DAWG'S PET IDOL IS....A DOUBLE EYE-LIDDED ASS (FOR PIC W THE DOUBLE EYELIDDED HORSE)

PRE-OP BABES IN DAWG'S ARMS

POST-OP BABES IN DAWG'S ARMS (SCORING MORE LOOKERS THAN ASSES?)

QUOTE DAWG: "My Dad made me do my eyes! It wasn't me!" (YEAH, RIGHT, WHATEVER)

SUGGESTIONS FOR MORE DAWG PLASTIC SURGERY A LA KOREAN STYLE:

1) BIGGER BALLS (Just say NO to dad, Gene...it's just like drugs!)
2) LIPOSUCK AIR FROM HEAD (lest you become a Korean bimbo)
3) BOOB JOB (so you can finally grope your own pair instead of others)